Constant Nausea More Condition_symptoms "HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN A BIRTHDAY BORICUA??

I found this very funny (pq is true) and decided to teach. = P

Reasons ..

> Almost all the guests not bring gifts but if your entire
> family, including his neighbor.

> The cake says Happy Birthday Tito ... instead of the name
> true of the child.

> The party is at Burger King but brought their own food, cake
> and music.

> is a celebration of children but there are more
> adults than children.

> The baby is serving his first añitoy the menu is rice with
> peas, ham and most importantly, 10 cases of beer.. .. Ahhhhh
and double rooms.

> The party ended at 5:00 pm and is 10:00 pm and is now
> that is starting the party of truth.

> the ladies are gossiping in the corner, men in another
> playing dominoes and drinking and children and destroying guy
> whatever they find around them.

> The guests begin to arrive and the lady of the house disappears
> bathing and dressing and all the world looking for her.

> The party is Saturday and I invite the day before at night and
> on top of you say: I do not go to fail, ok ....

> The few who bring gifts to thebring a bag Walmar! to
> Kmart unpacked.

> It always seems that there are more family than friends in the party.

You make the party at the house of your aunt, you do not see for years because
> the new purchase and has a pool.

> Between the riding always guava paste, cheese, salami,
> meatballs and nachos.

> always just ice in the middle of the party and must be sent to
> buy more.

> A time to break the piñata always have to warn
> potatoes that do not hurt other children because they go crazy for
> be the most lame little toys and sweets. CHTML
XC> The cake I made friends with the midwife of your aunt makes
> delicious cupcakes.

> When light the candle never seen the matches and
> lighter that there is no good.

> Someone always calls will not be able to go to please keep him
> cake.

> When you bite the biscuit first thing is to find small plates and paper
> aluminum to bring a piece to mommy, uncle, grandma, Tita and
> Junior.

> After everyone ate the cake realize that
> vanilla ice cream was left in the freezer.

> Tito's birthday is but since his cousin Luisito cumple years
> in a week sing Happy Birthday to you both.

> If your cumleaños or family and friends have these
> features, forwards it to hose who hold a true
> birthday ... BORICUA!!



BTW: I saw Memoirs of a Geisha .. very very good ^ - ^